Expose Yourself To As Much Randomness As Possible

Jul 29

asmilinggoddess:

dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

Jul 28

onamelancholyhill:

mortalcolddecay:

cat-adores-loki:

underhill-of-bree:

cutie pie

i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.

one cannot simply not reblog this. 

Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.

Jul 28

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

Jul 28

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

Jul 28

sn0w72897:

calamity-cain:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding

I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.

Jul 28

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

Jul 25

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

Jul 23
Jul 22

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

Jul 22

nocturnal-oblivion:

stilesisanassbutt:

l-u-n-a-c-i-e:

mymusickeepsmealive:

fangirltothefullest:

FUCKING WATCH THIS

You really should watch this like rn

WATCH WATCH WATCH

OH MY GOD THERE ARE MEN TALKING ABOUT IT AND SUPPORTING THIS I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES

I’m so much supporting this, you don’t even know

Jul 22

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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Jul 22

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

image

omfg i remember this

Jul 22

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

Jul 18
yesthatwasasneeze:

Self-harm is an addiction
So i made this sign to ask a friend to prom…
I met her in a mental hospital. the minute i met her i knew we would be great friends. we were alike in so many ways… but this girl, this poor tortured soul… she will never have the life she deserves, and it just breaks my heart.
I won’t put her name on here, but let’s call her River. River and her siblings grew up without a mother. Her younger sibling was deaf, and River ended up caring for them until they were much older. River and her siblings were locked in a closet and raped daily by her father. in front of each other. They didn’t know this was an abnormal thing to do.
when River got older her mother came back into her life. river and her siblings went to go live with the mother, who turned out to be an abusive cheating bitch who was away from home enough for River’s father to come frequently to rape them again and again.
One day they finally told someone and the father was put in jail. River joined public school,had amazing grades, and for the first time, had a best friend. finally things were starting to look better for River. Until her friend killed herself…
River has an incredible past with self harm. Her tiny body is littered with scars. i don’t know how many are from her parents and how many are from herself… but self harm is an addiction… and she has it BAD.
i know that River wants to be happy, but she is scared, and honestly i can’t blame her. i had given up on life, and i haven’t had a fraction of her misfortunes. How THE HELL do you help someone like that?
When i was in the hospital, River and i became very close. she shared things with me she had never shared with anyone before. She told me she was happier than she’d ever been. We decided to go to prom together when we both got released from the ward. she even did this cute thing to ask me.
but then one afternoon she was acting kinda funny and she went to her room for a while. She got a phone call and when they went to go get her… they had found that she had hung herself by her pants on the bathroom door…
thank god my River lived. they found her a minute before she would have died. I don’t know how much you know about mental hospitals, but of course after something like this, i knew River wouldn’t get released for a while, but i still hoped.
i thought it would be good for her. to get out and have fun (real fun, not just drugs and alcohol) with someone who cared about her. She lives really far away so we had planned for her to stay at my house for the weekend…
after i got out i stayed in touch with River. One Thursday we were on the phone and she was telling me how great things were going and that she was going to get released. i was so proud. i found out later that not even 5 minutes after we had gotten off the phone had another inpatient said something snide to her and she went to her room and swallowed a battery.
I had planned to visit a couple days later and i had made her this sign. last minute my family told me it wasn’t a good idea and we got in a large fight. my parents told me they would not allow River to stay the weekend. I hate to admit it… but even i know that it probably wouldn’t have been a good idea anyway… but i was still going to visit her.
i called the ward before i was about to leave and they told me that River wasn’t there. when i tried to get more information they snapped at me and told me to call her family. This moment was one of the scariest in my life.
i called and found out about the battery and that she had just had surgery to remove it. so instead of celebrating her leaving the psych ward… i had to welcome her back into it. 
as much as i would love to see River thrive in the real world, i know it is idealistic. If left alone, River WILL take her life.
which is better… her being happy… or her being alive?
SELF-HARM IS AN ADDICTION
please raise awareness! please help! The point of no return can be prevented.
PLEASE show people kindness, love, and support. NO ONE deserves this kind of misery.

yesthatwasasneeze:

Self-harm is an addiction

So i made this sign to ask a friend to prom…

I met her in a mental hospital. the minute i met her i knew we would be great friends. we were alike in so many ways… but this girl, this poor tortured soul… she will never have the life she deserves, and it just breaks my heart.

I won’t put her name on here, but let’s call her River. River and her siblings grew up without a mother. Her younger sibling was deaf, and River ended up caring for them until they were much older. River and her siblings were locked in a closet and raped daily by her father. in front of each other. They didn’t know this was an abnormal thing to do.

when River got older her mother came back into her life. river and her siblings went to go live with the mother, who turned out to be an abusive cheating bitch who was away from home enough for River’s father to come frequently to rape them again and again.

One day they finally told someone and the father was put in jail. River joined public school,had amazing grades, and for the first time, had a best friend. finally things were starting to look better for River. Until her friend killed herself…

River has an incredible past with self harm. Her tiny body is littered with scars. i don’t know how many are from her parents and how many are from herself… but self harm is an addiction… and she has it BAD.

i know that River wants to be happy, but she is scared, and honestly i can’t blame her. i had given up on life, and i haven’t had a fraction of her misfortunes. How THE HELL do you help someone like that?

When i was in the hospital, River and i became very close. she shared things with me she had never shared with anyone before. She told me she was happier than she’d ever been. We decided to go to prom together when we both got released from the ward. she even did this cute thing to ask me.

but then one afternoon she was acting kinda funny and she went to her room for a while. She got a phone call and when they went to go get her… they had found that she had hung herself by her pants on the bathroom door…

thank god my River lived. they found her a minute before she would have died. I don’t know how much you know about mental hospitals, but of course after something like this, i knew River wouldn’t get released for a while, but i still hoped.

i thought it would be good for her. to get out and have fun (real fun, not just drugs and alcohol) with someone who cared about her. She lives really far away so we had planned for her to stay at my house for the weekend…

after i got out i stayed in touch with River. One Thursday we were on the phone and she was telling me how great things were going and that she was going to get released. i was so proud. i found out later that not even 5 minutes after we had gotten off the phone had another inpatient said something snide to her and she went to her room and swallowed a battery.

I had planned to visit a couple days later and i had made her this sign. last minute my family told me it wasn’t a good idea and we got in a large fight. my parents told me they would not allow River to stay the weekend. I hate to admit it… but even i know that it probably wouldn’t have been a good idea anyway… but i was still going to visit her.

i called the ward before i was about to leave and they told me that River wasn’t there. when i tried to get more information they snapped at me and told me to call her family. This moment was one of the scariest in my life.

i called and found out about the battery and that she had just had surgery to remove it. so instead of celebrating her leaving the psych ward… i had to welcome her back into it. 

as much as i would love to see River thrive in the real world, i know it is idealistic. If left alone, River WILL take her life.

which is better… her being happy… or her being alive?

SELF-HARM IS AN ADDICTION

please raise awareness! please help! The point of no return can be prevented.

PLEASE show people kindness, love, and support. NO ONE deserves this kind of misery.

Jul 15